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POSTHUMOUS INVENTORY
Feb. 19th, 2018 03:18 pmYUURI'S DEAD SO STEAL HER SHIT
Free to Take
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like caramel.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Burgie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Roll of Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Crimson Ox Energy Drink - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like strawberry.
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
Used/Traded Away/Etc.
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! - LEFT BY THE FUCKING GACHA MACHINE
Pumpkin Space Latte - Legally, this iced blended drink probably barely counts as 'coffee'. It's mostly cream, sugar, and pumpkin-flavored sugary syrup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. - Drank
Dakimakura Cover - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively...this one seems to be unusually double-sided. - Given to Noctis
Family Portrait - A hand-drawn portrait of two people. One of them is recognizably Yuuri, with a neat little side braid tied into her loose hair. The other is a little girl with long, fair hair and fluffy scrunchies on the top of her head. The two of them are hugging and smiling at each other with a great deal of affection. In the bottom corner is a fancy-looking "JF". - Left on her bed Thursday night. Now in Arianna's possession.
For Hearth and Home - A relatively simple vest, shirt, and pants in shades of black and gray. Meant to fit someone very tall and fairly thin. - Given back to Ardyn
Engagement Ring - A woman's ring set with one large, emerald-cut diamond. For some reason, it's kind of dirty. - Taken by Junpei at some point........
Free to Take
Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like caramel.
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone."
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Burgie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile.
Roll of Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Crimson Ox Energy Drink - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like strawberry.
Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth.
Used/Traded Away/Etc.
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated condoms in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! - LEFT BY THE FUCKING GACHA MACHINE
Pumpkin Space Latte - Legally, this iced blended drink probably barely counts as 'coffee'. It's mostly cream, sugar, and pumpkin-flavored sugary syrup, topped with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles. - Drank
Dakimakura Cover - A long pillow case for a long pillow. Features your charmingly irresistable Overseer posed seductively...this one seems to be unusually double-sided. - Given to Noctis
Family Portrait - A hand-drawn portrait of two people. One of them is recognizably Yuuri, with a neat little side braid tied into her loose hair. The other is a little girl with long, fair hair and fluffy scrunchies on the top of her head. The two of them are hugging and smiling at each other with a great deal of affection. In the bottom corner is a fancy-looking "JF". - Left on her bed Thursday night. Now in Arianna's possession.
For Hearth and Home - A relatively simple vest, shirt, and pants in shades of black and gray. Meant to fit someone very tall and fairly thin. - Given back to Ardyn
Engagement Ring - A woman's ring set with one large, emerald-cut diamond. For some reason, it's kind of dirty. - Taken by Junpei at some point........
