theairlock CMO

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Airlocked CMO airlocked impressions/info code credit

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[scourgingstars]

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Probably not, that might actually have been part of the reason nothing happened.

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Maybe that's why all of you are so tall. It's a defence mechanism.

[scourgingstars]

Oh, now you're just being ridiculous.

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It makes more sense than calling someone 'the second' when they aren't actually the second.

[ SHE'S STILL MAD ]

[scourgingstars]

I was literally the second, I don't know how much clearer I can possibly make this!

[serrata]

Nothing about Eos makes sense. Nothing. I can't believe you have birthday cake and oyakodon but you think horses sound made up.

[ what the fuck is final fantasy xv ]

[scourgingstars]

You can't domesticate spiracorns, Yuuri! I would know, I've seen people try!

[serrata]

Horses aren't spiracorns! I promise, one of the first things I'm going to do when all this is over is get you face-to-face with a real horse and then you won't have any choice but to admit we were telling the truth the whole time.

[scourgingstars]

Then why do they sound like the same thing, Yuuri?!

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I swear on my life, we're going to Lucis for even one day just so I can find a spiracorn and show all of you I'm not the crazy one here.

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I'm not sure I'll be able to handle it. Between chocobos and spiracons I'm shuddering to think what other kinds of nonsense animals are running around on Eos.

[scourgingstars]

We've been over catoblepas, and clearly you don't have malboros if you think spiracorn are strange. Which also likely counts out cactuars, mandrakes, and treants.

[is he counting off on his fingers while also rolling his eyes, ardyn why are you like this.]

In fact I'm willing to assume all the larger animal life we have is nonexistent, since combat ability doesn't sound common in your world. That counts out behemoths, Midgarsormr, and likely even dualhorns.

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Every single one of those sounds made up.

[ Cold, Yuuri. ]

I have to wonder exactly what happened to your world to make it produce... things like that.

[ She hasn't even seen any of them yet and she already knows Lucian fauna is bullshit. ]

[scourgingstars]

You sound made up.

[mature, ardyn.]

Nothing happened, it's always been like that. Even before the Starscourge, as far as I know.

[serrata]

It makes you wonder what the turning point was... how exactly did Eos end up like it did, and not more like Earth? Especially when you consider all the similarities.

I'm sure people would be clamouring to study this kind of thing if they knew it was possible.

[scourgingstars]

I still say your planets are the strange ones here. But regrettably, I am in the wrong fields of science to study biology and general evolution.