You would be surprised what I can do with unconventional weaponry.

[His hands went still at the mention of Yuuri's sister, but only for a second or two. He didn't doubt there was some way to salvage the situation, considering the massive joke that was anything resembling a coherent timeline between them.]

[But it made him think, if only for that fleeting second, about someone else.]

...I suppose I could do that, if she wanted me to.